Relatable, Awkward and Work: Can't you see?

Can't you see?

By imaqtb - 09/09/2010 03:35 - Canada

Today, I was working at a restaurant. This guy comes up to the counter and asks if he could have some toothpicks. I told him they were right in front of him. He said, "Sorry, I'm blind." Thinking it was a joke, I laughed until he said, "No, seriously." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:20 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML

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By jules - 10/03/2011 07:53 - United States

Today, an older man sat next to me while he ate his lunch. He dropped what I assumed was his cutlery. Wanting to help out, I picked it up off the floor. It was his teeth. FML

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Ewwww, gross

By Tancred - 15/09/2011 07:36 - Canada

Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2013 15:55 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I was in the bathroom at work when I ran out of toilet paper. There was another guy in the restroom so I asked him if he could hand me a roll. He laughed, called me a dumbass, turned off the lights and walked out. FML

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By QueenCee - 02/04/2015 02:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while at work, a guy complained about me "touching his fries." At first I thought it was a joke, because he kept smiling, even after I offered him new ones. I realized it wasn't a joke when he threw the fries on the counter. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 11:55 - United States - Louisville

Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2016 14:09 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, while working the Sunday rush at the deli, I held up a piece of ham to a blind customer and asked him if it was thick enough. FML

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By crosseyed - 10/06/2009 19:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes and smiled back. She looked hurt and continued working. Later, she served me my lunch. She was actually cross-eyed. FML

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By dulllife - 08/12/2011 07:30 - United States

Today, I noticed we had gotten new colored toothpicks at the restaurant I work at. That was the highlight of my day. Apparently my life has gotten so boring I get excited over colored toothpicks. FML

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Thursday 9 September 2010 9:16

And then you apologized and everything was fine.

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:17

Should have told him you were blind, too.

Comments

horizon6661 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 13:18

you can actually tell when a person is blind .. ;)

thatfrenchguy 8

Thursday 9 September 2010 13:33

turns out the op is also blind

FMLsOhilarious 6

Thursday 9 September 2010 13:36

Well first of all all, YDI. Who would joke about something like that? Geez, what happened to being a good citizen these days? All the guy wanted was a toothpick. You're such a jerk!

JManHobbs 0

Friday 10 September 2010 2:43

Are you retarded? People say "I'm blind" or " I must be blind" all the time when they don't see something obvious.

FMLsOhilarious 6

Thursday 9 September 2010 13:36

Well first of all all, YDI. Who would joke about something like that? Geez, what happened to being a good citizen these days? All the guy wanted was a toothpick. You're such a jerk!

pink_mx_braap 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 13:55

29 your so dumb no where in my comment did I say it was funny get a life seriously....I said people use dumb expressions all the time so how is op suppose to know

TheNewGuy03 28

Thursday 9 September 2010 14:01

while you're at it, poke your own eyes out with those toothpicks. no, but really, before you bust out laughing at someone, at least ask, "really?" ...or something. |the kid|

rene22 18

Thursday 9 September 2010 14:05

dammit! I pressed fyl by accident

SqueakyPanther 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 15:04

awe that sucks. you probably felt bad. I hope he understood it was a mistake.

hotdyegrl 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 15:07

the op didn't ask if he was blind. the guy said he was and op assumed it was a joke, not serious. not a big deal.

zenti 2

Thursday 9 September 2010 15:19

I've had customers who weren't blind make a joke about being blind when they can't find something. If you get enough people saying it, you'll think anyone saying it is just joking. I've even had blind customers who didn't make it obvious that they were until they mentioned it (those people were rare, the blind usually wore sunglasses