Captain Jack

By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 22:22 - Canada - Airdrie

Spicy
Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML
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alstbv12 13

I guess he wanted to try the one-eyed pirate with you.

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ungawd 3

You asked for it, what are u complaining for?

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monocyte 4

Give him a chance, he might find your fountain of youth.

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tthhddrt 4

You did ask for him to be spontaneous. That was his idea of being spontaneous. You sooooo asked for that one. XD

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mmmhmm11268 4

Well its pretty much your fault, I mean you said to spice things up

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Longshott 4

Did you help him bury his treasure? FhisL for having a wife who doesn't appreciate effort.

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ILoveZombieBoys 13

LMFAO you get points for trying sweetie xDD

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mmtwix01 2

lol. hope that gave you a good laugh at least.

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IdleGear 0

Well look at the bright side he chose the eyepatch over the hook hand

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friedbunnies 9

Did you laugh your ass off? Because I totally did, and it didn't even happen to me.

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