Captain Jack

By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 22:22 - Canada - Airdrie

Spicy
Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML
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alstbv12 13

I guess he wanted to try the one-eyed pirate with you.

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HunterAlpha1 8

YAR-HAR! Fiddle-dee-dee, bein' a pirate is alright to be! do whatcha want 'cuz a pirate is free! you ARR! a pirate! XD

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skodizle29 7

I think you're being a bit unfair.. He atleast gets an A for effort, and that moment could've been hot... Ya just gotta work it :)

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noisebox 1

Did he also mount an assault from the rear like pirates do?

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ellytoad 13

As Calico Jack said of picking up women: "No time wasted, straight up alongside, all guns brought into play, and the prize boarded."

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ellytoad 13

That was my laugh of the morning.

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beastnicks 5

Hey at least hes trying to spice up ur sex life

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Schnauser 2

Well, you got what he thought you wanted! You should have been more specific when you were giving him a hard time earlier.

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RogueWarrior869 23

At least he's trying. That's a lot better then what I've been seeing from other fml's in the intimacy/love section lately.

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hateevryone 14

Well he was being spontaneous. Isn't that what you wanted?

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SkullRift 0

Yarrr he be wanting to hook into it. Man the bilge, there's no turning back...

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