Cats and Animals: Catch!

Catch!

By MouseChaser - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I learned that as adorable as it might be to watch your cat follow your cursor around the screen, the humor ends when she dives into and breaks the monitor. FML

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Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she's going to maul your face. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 16:00

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By stop it ninja - 14/10/2012 07:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2013 14:22 - United States - Audubon

Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

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By no - 08/12/2016 14:37 - United States - New York

Today, my cat jumped out a fourth-story window when I went to pet her. FML

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Peroxide 3

Thursday 26 November 2009 17:16

Lets be honest here, you threw your cat at your monitor cause your KDR went down didn't you?

xYumix 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 10:43

how can this be a ydi??

Comments

DarkNinja12 5

Thursday 29 March 2012 4:08

Well ydi for lettin ur cat touch an expensive monitor

sscookie 13

Tuesday 30 July 2013 11:49

time to get a dog :)

captain_mal 19

Saturday 13 December 2014 11:46

I'm not sure how a cat's head could break a monitor screen. They're made out of some pretty thick glass, or so I thought..

carbonbasedcynic 17

Sunday 6 September 2015 13:57

if your cat can break your monitor its probably the cheapest most flimsiest monitor out there. or your cat needs to stop lifting.

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