Catchy turn of phrase

By boinger - 03/06/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said, "You know? I like little girls." FML
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CLINTRONxD 0

You're right, That totally sucks. But it is hilarious

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Reyu8815 0

Nice...I would lay low for a while

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gmoney423 0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA That is all.

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boomboxer 0

If you didn't know how to speak proper French why did you say that? YDI

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Praesse 0

Why don't people think before talking?

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i_love_sluts 0

You sound like a peado just from the way you described that.

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ohhboyy 0

have fun trying to live that one down bucko

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Nosferatu2894 0

So do I man, so do I Just kidding, obviously. But that sucks to be you man

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frankcommahannah 0

Quickly correct urself n laugh about it ..... nbd !!!!!!

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FMLwrestler 0

on the bright side, they were guys, not girls. you could just have started laughing and they would have gotten that you either misspoke, or were joking. Way to go Ace, you had a perfectly manageable situation, and you probably blew it and now they think you're a creeper, right? haha

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