Catchy turn of phrase

By boinger - 03/06/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said, "You know? I like little girls." FML
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CLINTRONxD 0

You're right, That totally sucks. But it is hilarious

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kingbeau 0

#200... no its not... Hell, if it comes to it, the op didn't even say anything that would make them think it was even sexual, he just said "I like little girls" out of the blue... Maybe he was talking about how he gets along with his sisters or cousins for all they knew... So is there something on your mind you'd like to share with the rest of the world? If its sarcasm its not 100% obvious...

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weirdedout09 0

I get the impression there was some *major* face-palming going on after that... Along with an awkward silence Or six...

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HU98 0

Eww that's so gross u like little girls perve

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plumbago 0

I think the good thing here would be if the emphasis was put on 'little' instead of 'girls', because then the point is less easily misunderstood, but if not that would give others the wrong idea haha.

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