Dating and Love: Catfished

Catfished

By Iman - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 117 165

You deserved it 294 078

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Top comments

jm88 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:05

I can understand meeting people online.. but dating? -_-

what_what 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:03

hahaha that's pretty annoying.

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afoa 0

Monday 4 May 2009 17:46

I've been that girl before... When I was a 15 year old boy.

ubububub 0

Monday 4 May 2009 17:53

YDI for dating someone online....

theluckygirl28 8

Monday 4 May 2009 17:56

LMFAO!!!! that is seriously, hilarious... you really do deserve it though... seriously? are you THAT desperate? YDI!!

im4evaonyomind 0

Monday 4 May 2009 18:03

The only part of this that's an FML is that you actually thought you were dating someone through a computer. Newsflash, u were never dating.

miner47 0

Monday 4 May 2009 18:08

HAHA DUDE....dam u really suck how can u date someone online for a year and not know sh*t...or ur too ugly to webcam each other

cdonnae 0

Monday 4 May 2009 18:10

hahahaha that's why you date people in real life, not virtually...

log1k 3

Monday 4 May 2009 18:11

you dont 'date' some one online. You're an idiot.

greenyme 0

Monday 4 May 2009 18:13

dating online??????? what did this dating consist of??

tempaccount 0

Monday 4 May 2009 18:13

I can't find words to express how stupid you are. There's no such thing as online dating. There's dating and there's instant messaging. YDI

marz88 0

Monday 4 May 2009 18:13

Hi my name is Chris Hansen..take a seat

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You deserved it 2 210

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