Relatable, Thief and Work: Caught in 404p - FML

Caught in 404p

By bgierczak2 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my wallet was stolen from my purse at work. When I asked my boss to pull the security tape so we could identify the thief, he said, "I don't think I want to know who it is." FML

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Oppression_fml 19

Monday 31 August 2015 12:19

That's not suspicious at all.

FAKECRASH59 15

Monday 31 August 2015 12:20

Tell him to leave the room when viewing the tape and if it involves the workplace, ask that he co-operates Hope you find your wallet and solve the case

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apcsox 18

Tuesday 1 September 2015 16:22

Sounds like a call the HR and the local boys in blue are in your immediate future

nattlecakes 19

Wednesday 2 September 2015 7:50

Yeah I'd be contacting HR for sure....

AmbrosiaFan 18

Friday 13 January 2017 0:08

<p>Call the cops and THEY'LL get the security tape pulled.</p> <p> </p>

bosniangirl27 21

Sunday 19 February 2017 5:51

Maybe it was your boss

Jake McKay 5

Sunday 31 October 2021 21:42

Call the cops and demand the tape! Threaten to sue!

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