Relatable, Thief and Work: Caught in 404p - FML

Caught in 404p

By bgierczak2 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my wallet was stolen from my purse at work. When I asked my boss to pull the security tape so we could identify the thief, he said, "I don't think I want to know who it is." FML

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Oppression_fml 19

Monday 31 August 2015 12:19

That's not suspicious at all.

FAKECRASH59 15

Monday 31 August 2015 12:20

Tell him to leave the room when viewing the tape and if it involves the workplace, ask that he co-operates Hope you find your wallet and solve the case

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TheLostCauseFML 40

Monday 31 August 2015 13:33

It was totally him.

GamerPerson 19

Monday 31 August 2015 13:45

That bastard. That screams guiltily from the rooftops. Get the cops involved as soon as possible!

Hauclir 14

Monday 31 August 2015 14:02

Talk to HR about it.

dirty_dan_ 15

Monday 31 August 2015 14:19

Report that shit

SQUABAHOL1C 5

Monday 31 August 2015 14:54

call the police and have them pull the tapes

empbob 20

Monday 31 August 2015 14:55

I definitely think you need to call the police, they'll be more than happy to view the footage for him...

subzero22 8

Monday 31 August 2015 15:37

Tell him to pull the tapes your you will get the cops involved.

allforfun 23

Monday 31 August 2015 23:11

Don't say that, he'll erase them. Just call the cops without saying anything

thatsme293 28

Monday 31 August 2015 15:44

Call the cops. Problem solved. Ish.

Silk_Routes 14

Monday 31 August 2015 15:55

May be he will be interested when his own wallet would go missing!

suosi 21

Monday 31 August 2015 16:16

call the popo

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