Awkward, My ex, Vandalism and Love: Caught in 4K

Caught in 4K

By BrutallyBlonde - 31/12/2009 00:03 - United States

Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 56 786

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2017 13:00 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I egged my cheating ex’s car. Actually, I should clarify; I egged my cheating ex’s sister’s car, thinking it was his. She gave me a black eye and knocked out two of my teeth while my ex laughed his ass off. FML

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You deserved it 8 895

Wrong place, wrong time

By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

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You deserved it 3 334

By gkline09 - 06/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read "stop banging my boyfriend". I haven't had anyone in over a year. FML

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You deserved it 3 083

By FuckYou - 02/07/2012 06:07 - United States - Santa Maria

Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML

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You deserved it 54 054

By Anonymous - 05/08/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML

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You deserved it 4 552

By bit - 30/07/2009 10:01 - United States

Today, me and my girls went to get revenge on a girl who slept with my boyfriend by egging her house. Her house was too far away so we decided to get her truck. We wasted a carton of eggs on her driveway because we all have terrible aim and look incredibly stupid for missing so bad. FML

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You deserved it 64 450

Never cross the streams

By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

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You deserved it 43 681

How dare you?

By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 20:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML

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You deserved it 2 597

By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

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You deserved it 290

By k.love - 22/06/2010 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML

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You deserved it 4 360

SweetestSin 4

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:08

Karma just slapped you in the face - isn't egging a little childish?

cooluc 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:12

YDI. For one, your an immature little bitch who thinks 'getting back' at someone is usually a good idea. Secondly, even when you try to get back at him, you do it like a 10 year old.

Comments

Slimma 20

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:23

Immature? check. Pathetic? Check. Unwilling to let go that her ex cheated on her? check. Refuses to move on with her life without trying to "make a statement?" check. We have our idiot of the day.

Lisa89 3

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:30

You totally deserve this one. It is completly and utterly immature. People get cheated on all the time. Get the **** over it. FYL for being an immature little girl.

SupaSwaggin 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:40

he should have called the cops on you, that's real bitchy going out a egging peoples stuff. the eggs take the paint off!

CandidateForWax 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 16:12

He cheated on you, so you egged and toilet papered his house? Are you actually 12?

mrsnicks 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 16:14

I'd be filing charges on your ass and making you pay damages to the car's paint job. Dumb wench.

Zion0153 4

Thursday 31 December 2009 16:16

Lol. You totally deserved it. Way to be an immature 10 year old and egg someone's house. "Waaaaah! He cheated on me!" Yeah, because from the sounds of it, you're a bitch, and karma is trying to tell you that. I honestly hope he calls the police on you.

cthulhu1138 1

Thursday 31 December 2009 16:30

Congratulations, you are now officially his crazy ex-girlfriend.

myfriend_youfail 3

Thursday 31 December 2009 16:54

Oh yes, vandalism is always such a rational and wonderful method of telling someone "I don't like that you cheated on me"! SITUATION 1: Your boyfriend cheated on you. You dumped him because of that. You then vandalized his property. Completely unnecessary and childish...dumping him probably caused him enough humiliation because he knows you found out about it. SITUATION 2: Your boyfriend cheated on you. You broke up for other reasons. You found out later that he cheated on you during your relationship. You then vandalized his property. More than completely unnecessary and childish, this borders on the psychotic...you don't get "revenge" on someone after the fact if your relationship was already over when you found out their misdeed. Either way, you deserve to go to jail.

kukri187 12

Thursday 31 December 2009 17:07

how did yoy lock your keys in the car and set the alarm?

uxoriouswidow 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 17:10

I think the words 'you're a lunatic' sum this fml perfectly. Someone betraying you deserves disdain and perhaps shunning, not vandalising their property.