Cheating, Texting, Sexting, Telephones and Love: Caught in 4K

Caught in 4K

By Safe - 17/04/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left her phone on a bus. With no way to pick it up, I drove 40 miles through Friday night Boston traffic to get it from the bus company office. It took me four hours. Bored in traffic, I discovered the texts from her other boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 87 725

You deserved it 5 036

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 10:37 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 337

You deserved it 3 160

By Steven - 14/07/2023 16:00

Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 281

You deserved it 899

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By Cat - 02/12/2020 08:06

Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 740

You deserved it 494

By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 777

You deserved it 5 876

All's well that ends well

By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 03:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend and our so-called “friends” left us stranded at a park, when our phones and wallets were also missing. I had to walk nearly four miles in tears before I eventually got a ride from a stranger. Luckily, my phone was returned to my mom, but I’m still in tears from the distress. FML

I agree, your life sucks 778

You deserved it 529

By KiloLima01 - 08/01/2009 03:59 - Australia

Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 222

You deserved it 4 254

By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 05:00 - United States - Houston

Today, after many attempts at getting my girlfriend to ride the bus to see me rather than taking Uber, she finally did. She ended up meeting a man who convinced her that she should break up with me. She listened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 335

You deserved it 1 614

By kippis05 - 17/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 353

You deserved it 9 015

By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 176

You deserved it 65 743

By Traffickills - 22/04/2016 00:30 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 466

You deserved it 5 034

Silhouette_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:19

At least you found out about it and can now dump the bitch.

oreomaple123 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:19

Wow that sucks.. I would texted back the guy and said Hey turns out I'm cheating on you and not tell her that...That would show her..

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Sure_Thing 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:15

I just think its funny that someone thought driving in Boston and looking at texts was a good idea. I'm usually all for cell phones while i drive, but once I'm in Boston it's 10 o clock 2 o clock the whole way haha. Props for not crashing.

fermata 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:21

Snooping is snooping. All 500+ text messages I have in my phone are from the same guy (whom I'm dating), but if I ever caught him snooping around I'd whoop his ass pretty badly. It's MY phone and it's MY privacy. Anyone who does not understand that can go to hell. That being said, you still didn't deserve this happening to you. No one deserves to be cheated on, especially something who does something as sweet as this.

effyourlife_ 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:24

what's a horrible car trip when it allows you to find out that your girlfriend is a ho. now you can avoid wasted months/years with this useless chick !

TerAki 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:25

The phone actually survived staying unattended on an MBTA bus without being stolen?

lolololcheese 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:29

in the wise words of Paige Michalchuk, "I think (hers) is the bigger faux pas here."

thuryn 2

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:36

Agreed. Text him with your phone number. "You're the 'other guy'. Just thought you should know." Oh, and "lose" the phone again. Then lose the g/f. And don't look back.

madigan_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:37

ouch agreed fyl... should have txt him from her phone saying she has crabs...

thuryn 2

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:39

Also, another thing occurs to me. FMLs like this could be posted to the craigslist personals. Chicks are looking for guys who would drive four hours in Boston traffic for them. Since your g/f is too stupid to realize you're nice, maybe someone else will.

dancing_bear 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:41

#54 ftw!! XD I think you need to find out if the other guy knew what was going on before you do anything to him (if she lied to you, quite possibly she's lied to him as well). But yeah. Dump her. Some people are so pathetic.