Caught red handed

By scarred_sibling - 15/10/2012 12:10 - United States

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Today, I caught my brother whacking off with my expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21

If it can fit in a lotion bottle, I'm assuming it was too small for you to see too much anyway.

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cpucooler 4

Your skin has been really smooth and silky lately though, right?

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X_Codes 11

...it puts the lotion on it's skin?

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uniquefreak99 4

Hey umm OP? How old is your brother and why would he whack off when there's people around? O.o

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skullofdarkness 18

Smallshaft.... I think we've found OP's brother! =D lol

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KiddNYC1O 20

Either he has a small dick or that expensive bottle comes with a wide neck.

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kalbrek009 20

Wide mouth bottle or just small penis?...uh, never mind, we don't need/want to know. Now you can call him "pinky" from here on out.

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niplipsip 9

Fleshlights are expensive. He can buy himself one along with OP's lotion.

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vladimirnabokov 15

Must have a pretty small dick if he's sliding it into what is safe to assume a lotion bottle that has a typical opening - those things aren't that big. lulz

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j_cat187 19

Damn he must have a tiny penis if it can fit in there. **** his life.

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el11 1

That must be a very small penis!

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