Caught red handed

By scarred_sibling - 15/10/2012 12:10 - United States

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Today, I caught my brother whacking off with my expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21

If it can fit in a lotion bottle, I'm assuming it was too small for you to see too much anyway.

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cpucooler 4

Your skin has been really smooth and silky lately though, right?

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Argenisjose 9

First a donut now a lotion bottle come on man get a girlfriend

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holdenthemonkey 3

He's got a small penis; he should never be able get inside a bottle of lotion unless he's an infant. Infants should not be whacking off. Either way I would make sure any all small holes are filled around the house so you don't walking in on any more awkward moments. Cheers

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darkmonster_fml 5

It was so thin it fit in a lotion bottle?!? Wow. Ew.

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trulymickeyj 13

I would've murdered him. U should piss in his cologne or something.

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moetsti10 2

Than how small is he??? I asumr hes a kid otherwise it wil never fit

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minecraft_fml 4

Don't get expensive lotion. Get the crap with the abrasive micro-bead shit in it.

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fatimawazhere 14

Wow your brother must have a small dick if it could fit in a lotion bottle. Yeah i think hes done it many more times before you even saw him that once. His **** is all over your face. I feel bad and thats just nasty af

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