Caught red handed

By scarred_sibling - 15/10/2012 12:10 - United States

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Today, I caught my brother whacking off with my expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21

If it can fit in a lotion bottle, I'm assuming it was too small for you to see too much anyway.

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cpucooler 4

Your skin has been really smooth and silky lately though, right?

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aj94w 4

That's wasteful! Someone give this guy a donut.

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bluangel 1

What is it with men and using the most expensive bottle of lotion you own to jack off

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noisebox 1

Sounds like another chapter for 'Intrusive Wacker Stories' the 7th edition.

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SApprentice 34

Well, um, at least he enjoyed himself? Make him buy you a new bottle, OP. Oh, and you might want to warn him about the urinary tract infection he's likely going to get as a result of forcing lotion into his urethra. This could become very painful for him.

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eerin444 5

I think that's more his problem than yours. You can get new lotion, but he'll always still have a small penis.

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yousuck44 11

Has anyone thought of the song dick in a box or was it just me?

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xHuey123 0

So... He got his whole wang in the bottle? FHL.

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FML_14u2c 14

Lesson learned: Next time buy a lotion bottle with a smaller bottleneck!

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Abby_here21 0

Thats soo funny but now im going to lock away my expensive lotion

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