Caught red handed

By scarred_sibling - 15/10/2012 12:10 - United States

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Today, I caught my brother whacking off with my expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21

If it can fit in a lotion bottle, I'm assuming it was too small for you to see too much anyway.

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cpucooler 4

Your skin has been really smooth and silky lately though, right?

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FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29

I just, don't even.

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09Z_fml 4

if youre gona do it you might as well do it right!

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samswartzfager 10

Buy a bottle with a smaller hole problem solved

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SaltyLurker 10

I realized for the first time what general age the crowd must be judging by the (surprisingly little) amount of people commenting on the fact that penises does not fit in lotion bottles.

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peterblackmer91 12

Wow. Either he has a really small dick or that bottle of lotion has an unusually large opening.

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