Intimacy: Caught

Caught

By fuck - 09/11/2013 23:30 - United States - Hubert

Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 5 280

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By ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall - 10/03/2013 18:50 - Cyprus - Strovolos

Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 756

You deserved it 4 864

Smooth criminal

By nickim756 - 13/09/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 527

You deserved it 6 239

Horndog

By Anonymous - 20/08/2012 02:05 - United States - La Grange

Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 760

You deserved it 5 667

By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 21:14 - United States

Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 497

You deserved it 3 387

The nerve of some people

By Inga44 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 121

You deserved it 3 775

Jailbird

By blondebarbie271 - 26/07/2015 23:55 - United States - Center Barnstead

Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 347

You deserved it 14 501

Bad boys bad boys

By addie - 03/03/2013 08:27 - United States

Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 241

You deserved it 3 077

Divorce impending

By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 20:01

Today, I got a phone call from my husband in jail. He was detained for statutory rape. The girl was his 15 year-old coworker at McDonald’s. He’s 42. I can’t tell which is worse, the fact that we have a daughter the same age, or that he actually wanted me to bail him out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 826

You deserved it 124

By bellaskyeb - 08/01/2012 17:42 - United States

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 274

You deserved it 4 252

Whatcha do when they come for you?

By Anonymous - 22/01/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 901

You deserved it 4 386

the_real_dvd 21

Sunday 10 November 2013 9:13

I'm assuming you didn't bail him out.

SweetasCandy0609 28

Sunday 10 November 2013 9:14

I hope you didn't bail his sorry ass out let the waitress he was caught having sex with bail him out, I'm sorry your husband is a douche OP.

Comments

Waredo_Dyrge 11

Tuesday 12 November 2013 0:10

Guess I'll just leave my "I hope you didn't bail him out" in this pile by the door.

divadro102 16

Tuesday 12 November 2013 1:08

Guess he won't be eating out any [one] time soon

luv_lucy 1

Tuesday 12 November 2013 13:28

I sincerely hope you didn't bail his cheating ass out! What a pathetic idiot!

icepick23 12

Tuesday 12 November 2013 16:39

YDI for not being good in bed?

secretlady99 6

Tuesday 12 November 2013 19:14

i'd leave him there if i were you

amisenho 11

Tuesday 12 November 2013 19:54

So THAT'S what marriage is for: getting bailed out BY someone you love when you screw up your commitments TO someone you love! Sounds like a regular man-child to me. There must be a heaping handful of married people that don't understand what being married means (at least on FML, anyway). What, did he get married because he thought it was a cute idea and/or it made him look good for his family?