Caught

By fuck - 09/11/2013 23:30 - United States - Hubert

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Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
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SweetasCandy0609 28

I hope you didn't bail his sorry ass out let the waitress he was caught having sex with bail him out, I'm sorry your husband is a douche OP.

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swimmylife2012 5

I hope you left him there.

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davincidasecond 24

Ugh. That's ******* nasty. Leave his ass to rot and get penetrated. And without the lube!

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djsammyc 19

let his ass get handled by his cell mate if hes that horny

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513cletus 11

Leave him sit on it, he let her sit on it.

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Shiiya 14

Let him stay there for a night and reflect what he did

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pikachuskittles 17

Oh wow that's just wrong on so many levels I'm sorry but he was a dick and deserves to be in jail and have that ***** of a waitress bail him out. I'd divorce him and throw all his shit out

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dutch_girl13 20

Leave him there and don't let anyone bail him out for three days. That should teach him half a lesson. It's up to you to do the other half.

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sickerthanyou 13

I'm guessing the husband will be having sex in jail too, but against his will likely, on a different note, how the hell does a guy end up having sex with waitress?, is it because he is good looking or is it a culture thing?

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RabbitOfAurora 28

Why is everyone assuming he was cheating? If he called her and disclosed the reason for his arrest there's a reasonable chance they just have a sexually open relationship.

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QueenSaru 28

If it was an open relationship I doubt she'd be writing about it on FML...

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