Intimacy: Caught

Caught

By Anonanon - 12/07/2011 17:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after, he gave me the "let's just be friends" speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex-girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML

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By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

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Great timing

By letdown - 19/07/2020 14:01

Today, I finally had sex with a coworker I’d been flirting with for nearly 2 and half years. The sex lasted less than 2 and a half minutes. FML

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By workhoe - 20/02/2017 06:00 - United States

Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 21:26 - United States

Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML

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Time waster

By le_evan - 29/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML

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Douche

By YouDontSay - 10/05/2015 15:35 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML

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No. Just… No.

By none - 22/08/2013 04:27 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2015 00:18 - Netherlands

Today, after months of Tinder-ing, first dates and being rejected, I finally was able to hook up with a girl. We met, we kissed, we danced and I took her back to my place. She then promptly tried to make out with my roommate. FML

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Oops...

By the other woman - 26/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was in a relationship the whole time. How did I find out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML

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By Lisa - 11/12/2018 04:00 - Romania

Today, I made out with a handsome man in the restroom at a party. There was a knock on the door, interrupting us. It was his girlfriend. FML

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Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:11

Wait, how do you get locked IN an apartment? Isn't the point of a door and lock to keep people OUT?

ktsthrlnd 3

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:09

kinda creepy how his ex still has a key...and that you know she does...and that you know her....hmmm

Comments

BeatlesObsessed 12

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:15

Asshole much?

duran021 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:16

you can't get locked in an apartment..nice fake FML

Monkeyone 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:20

Rebound.

babyblue666 1

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:24

how do u get locked inside an apartment? arent the locks inside?

BallsMcLongcock4 8

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:26

Locked in? I think someone has to explain to you how a door lock works! .... or is it some really old door?

rocker135 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:28

she smirked because she got locked in too

PrincessC23 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:28

It must take a special kind of stupid to get locked in. YDI

chaoticnh 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:29

I would've done a double decker and raided the fridge. must be a trusting guy to leave before you after given the "friends speech"

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:36

Okay, I had to urban dictionary "double decker" Totally WICKED!! haha!

sweet_blue 3

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:30

that is what I was wondering?

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:31

Am I the only person that has deadbolt locks? Yes, you can get locked "in" your home. Every home I've lived in had iron bars too so no breaking a window to get out either. *Sign of the times!*