Caught

By Boredom - 26/01/2009 21:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML
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MisterJD 0

Gravity - you fought the law, and the law won.

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Inkspell 2

wait-wtf? why is barely anyone messing with this guy about an attempt at giving himself a *******, that's...friggen disgusting..wth? some of you even ask how to do it and ..wtf?! Well.. i'm only 15..so i woudn't know..but jebus guys, what the blazing balls.

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mtorres8789 0

nasty nasty nastY! Lol. WHy would someone want to suck their own when a girl can do it? Isn't that kind of gayish? Cause your being turned on bybeing able to suck your own. So sick lol.

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silly_kate 0

ha ha, you can always did Marilyn Manson did!

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Caddy23 0

lol that nasty. And btw the Marilyn Manson thing is fiction. He didnt really do that.

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discosoup 0

I used to be able to do that...when I was twelve years old and super skinny.

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Keyosu 0

dude thats disgusting. and its even more disgusting to see that some ppl would rather do it themselves then have their gf do it for them. imagine. GF:want me to give you a ******** YOU:nah i can do it myslef.

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emorockerownage 9

fail it still #93 on your post you dumb ****

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