Caught

By Boredom - 26/01/2009 21:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML
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MisterJD 0

Gravity - you fought the law, and the law won.

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Inkspell 2

wait-wtf? why is barely anyone messing with this guy about an attempt at giving himself a *******, that's...friggen disgusting..wth? some of you even ask how to do it and ..wtf?! Well.. i'm only 15..so i woudn't know..but jebus guys, what the blazing balls.

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MissOtaku_fml 0

i just lawled so hard!!

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JN226 0

Wow. You're really out of your mind. Are you that desperate for a bj?

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henri_fml 0

you are one motivated fellow my friend. lol if you actually put that much effort into searching, you might actually be able to find agirl to give you fellatio. lol

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Pearson_fml 0

errr, why would you want to have a dick in your mouth?

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SirAlan 0

If u enjoyed it, does it make u gay?

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Capo123 0

oh wow i thought this was pretty funny reminds me of that movie Clerks....

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mancnumber1 0

Lmfao but @54, What the hell do you mean next time?!?! I hope he's learned his lesson

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searingpain205 0

Sadly... i can do that, but i think its nasty 0.o

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eyebrowz 0

i find this completely impossible, unless you are as big as the Insane c*** Brothas...google them and you'll see what I mean.

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