Caught

By Boredom - 26/01/2009 21:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML
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MisterJD 0

Gravity - you fought the law, and the law won.

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Inkspell 2

wait-wtf? why is barely anyone messing with this guy about an attempt at giving himself a *******, that's...friggen disgusting..wth? some of you even ask how to do it and ..wtf?! Well.. i'm only 15..so i woudn't know..but jebus guys, what the blazing balls.

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GeometricAngle 7

I've tried this myself. No pleasure nearly breaking my back.

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dacman48 0

time travel #2? has to be if ur commenting on 7

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GR3453m0nk3y 4

hahaha you can change your comment within 120 seconds of posting your comment without it moving in its place you could change it to reply to #10's comment if your the first commenter and it'll still be first

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Fucktroll 0

DameGreyWulf has no life and is a fucktard

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silly_kate 0

Facepalm cos words can not express the fail!

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ninjb 0

Wow. It's like the phrase, "It is said impossible to lick your elbow. (75% of people who read this will try and lick thier elbow)". But I really cant say anything.

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Dani_xD 0

Today, I tryed to suck my own penis... LMAO :L

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