Caught

By Boredom - 26/01/2009 21:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML
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MisterJD 0

Gravity - you fought the law, and the law won.

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Inkspell 2

wait-wtf? why is barely anyone messing with this guy about an attempt at giving himself a *******, that's...friggen disgusting..wth? some of you even ask how to do it and ..wtf?! Well.. i'm only 15..so i woudn't know..but jebus guys, what the blazing balls.

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vsk8p1mp720 0

i tryed it and my back her for like a week and i still cudnt reach

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harrisonmoon 0

you deserve it pathetic dumb ass. why don't you just get a gf or just hook up with some random ****. anything would be better than trying to give yourself head. you deserve those stitches and I hope the next time you're trying that shit your dad walks in and beats the **** out of you

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dman5 0

retarted. why would u try that. u probally made this up

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DanielleTheOne 3

OMG thats exactly what i was thinking!!! If there was a way of doing it without removing the ribs, the freaky weird guy would have found it

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add899 0

my guess is whoever can do this is very "big"

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uhohuscrewedup 0

that's disgusting, why would you even try that. ydi

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