Caught

By Boredom - 26/01/2009 21:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML
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MisterJD 0

Gravity - you fought the law, and the law won.

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Inkspell 2

wait-wtf? why is barely anyone messing with this guy about an attempt at giving himself a *******, that's...friggen disgusting..wth? some of you even ask how to do it and ..wtf?! Well.. i'm only 15..so i woudn't know..but jebus guys, what the blazing balls.

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podrummer9209 0

#23: I know a girl who can. It's ridiculously hot. @All: It's not that hard. Although I'm double-jointed, anyone can teach their body flexibility. And no, I haven't tried.

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donomac 0

Any1 willing to bet against me that 90% of those above who support autofelatting are either gay or have never, ever, ever, been with a women? I mean seriously, what dude would A) insert a penis in their own mouth by choice. B) Enjoy act (A) enough to gain pleasure from it. C) Cum in their own mouth....

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oulala_fml 0

LMAO 52! but okay you're honestly retarded if you wanted the pleasure of getting sucked.. you would get a girl (or guy?) to do it. if you wanted the pleasure of having a penis in your mouth.. then suck another guy!

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DBgirl 0

This may be the funniest thing I've read all day. And I agree with the majority of people commenting: that must require crazy flexibility. And yeah, lock your door next time.

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wholelottaROSIE_fml 0

OMFG #48 thats disgusting. do you cum in your own mouth as well or do even you think thats gross? XD

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omar13 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAA WHAT THE F***?!?!!!! omg i have nothing to say to you except: find a f***ing woman (or man) NOW!!

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RaidenX15 0

Ew.......You need a girl.

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lala12_fml 0

LMAO wtf nice one...

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Sirdude 0

Hahahahaha i actually used to be able to do that my girl friend said if i could do i would get to f her ass

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SgtSchadenfreude 0

"It's that one vertebrae....the next to go in our evolutionary process. I think that vertebrae is going to be the thing to go in our next evolutionary step...Well, that's just a theory of mine, AND A FERVENT PRAYER!!!" --Bill Hicks Sorry, man. You and I are victims of the times!

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