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By jay ze punk - 29/01/2013 19:56 - France - Metz-tessy

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

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By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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By Grandmas lost it - 28/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML

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By justin bieber's nutsack - 06/06/2015 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce her to my parents. As we arrived, my grandpa was leaving the bathroom. He looked over at my girlfriend with a worried expression and said, "Never take a shit in this place. Feels like I wiped my arsehole with sandpaper." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 07:23 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML

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By paging dr. kevorkian - 16/05/2013 21:23 - Netherlands

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML

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By Gas-pingForAir - 19/09/2016 08:59 - United States - Columbia

Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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By mandie - 13/11/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML

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lishajoy777 14

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:52

Your Grandma is AWESOME!

zombieslayer83 19

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:52

Did pay the gas bill though!

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Wednesday 30 January 2013 10:59

You gotta love old people. They have nothing to prove so many don't care of what people think.. You go Granny!

nicholasj96 9

Wednesday 30 January 2013 11:47

Lmaoo

Satoaoi 13

Wednesday 30 January 2013 12:19

hilarious

TylerBurden 21

Wednesday 30 January 2013 13:10

Same opinion. I find this granny ******* hilarious!

georgiamarshall_ 11

Wednesday 30 January 2013 13:15

Funny you should say that, that's the first thing I thought of! Mm, the smell of burning nostrils. Yuck!

KociaQ 30

Wednesday 30 January 2013 14:15

Hilarious :D At least your girlfriend and grandma have sense of humor.

BobbieH 19

Wednesday 30 January 2013 14:40

At least she was laughing and not disgusted.

a270502 8

Wednesday 30 January 2013 14:53

LOL! your grandmother is AWESOME! at least you know your girlfriend has a good sense of humor.

firefly319 7

Wednesday 30 January 2013 16:25

Your grandmother is awesome! That's hilarious.

jatinbhanot 6

Wednesday 30 January 2013 17:03

Its not an FML.. its ****** hilarious... unless she broke up with you in which case.. it sucks...

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