Farts, Grandparents, Cute and Love: Charming

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By jay ze punk - 29/01/2013 19:56 - France - Metz-tessy

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

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You deserved it 5 238

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By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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You deserved it 2 537

How soon is now?

By Grandmas lost it - 28/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML

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You deserved it 3 549

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By justin bieber's nutsack - 06/06/2015 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce her to my parents. As we arrived, my grandpa was leaving the bathroom. He looked over at my girlfriend with a worried expression and said, "Never take a shit in this place. Feels like I wiped my arsehole with sandpaper." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 259

You deserved it 2 803

By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 07:23 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 914

You deserved it 3 236

By paging dr. kevorkian - 16/05/2013 21:23 - Netherlands

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 802

You deserved it 5 915

By Gas-pingForAir - 19/09/2016 08:59 - United States - Columbia

Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 782

You deserved it 1 669

By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 309

You deserved it 3 864

By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 033

You deserved it 4 783

By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 578

You deserved it 4 538

By mandie - 13/11/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML

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You deserved it 2 539

lishajoy777 14

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:52

Your Grandma is AWESOME!

zombieslayer83 19

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:52

Did pay the gas bill though!

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Jaden56 3

Wednesday 30 January 2013 3:26

I wish my grandma was like that, your grandma sounds awesome :)

thatsucks4you 7

Wednesday 30 January 2013 3:28

Best grandma ever!

taylor_muse_fan 7

Wednesday 30 January 2013 3:35

That sounds like something my grandma would say. I love her though

AgentClassyPants 9

Wednesday 30 January 2013 3:39

Is she adopting grandchildren?

eruditecognition 10

Wednesday 30 January 2013 3:46

your grandma is awesome and your girlfriend likes fart jokes? i dont see a fyl or ydi here.

capnbzarr 43

Wednesday 30 January 2013 3:59

I gave you a "YDI" because you're apparently the only one unwilling to see the humor in the situation.

KM96 24

Wednesday 30 January 2013 4:26

Mine doesn't even acknowledge her farts, she walks in front of us and lets rip! :S

skatoolaki 24

Wednesday 30 January 2013 4:29

Your grandmother is awesome.

vr4_211 2

Wednesday 30 January 2013 4:55

Cool grandma you got there!

me1224 12

Wednesday 30 January 2013 4:56

At least they like each other

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Charming

Same thing different taste

How soon is now?

Nice to know

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