Charming

By lagirl - 09/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 458
You deserved it 70 374

Same thing different taste

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there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving

allyleigh 0

oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.

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HumansSuck 0

#254 I totally agree and I totally know what you mean by rug burn. Imagine you shaved your pussy and you're on top of a guy and he doesn't shave. Imagine how his hair feels on your freshly shaven-already-sensitive skin. Ouch.

Why is it that girls are expected to shave down there, but guys aren't? I don't feel like having to deal with the Viridian Forest when ******* a guy.

I'm with 24. Nearly all men are expected to shave their faces or at least keep their beards from becoming tangled nightmare messes on their faces. You'd better damn well not have any preference about a guy's facial hair (or chest hair or back hair or pubic hair) if you're going to get upset about his having a preference for your pubic hair, and you'd better be just as willing to put your mouth on all those places if you expect him to put his on yours. Personally, I have a really strong aversion to hair -- when I was a kid, I was eating Cheerios and I had to pull a big, long hair with Cheerio bits stuck to it up from my throat. So if I get a hair in my throat, I'll start gagging and dry-heaving. And hell, most people don't like getting hair in their mouth in general. So it's either fun, comfortable, uninterrupted oral thanks to shaved or trimmed pubic hair or oral punctuated by gagging and spitting because it's some weird matter of pride to have your genitals covered in shag carpet. I'm a guy, I shave my balls, I keep my body hair trimmed, and what little of it grows on my back I make a determined effort to keep removed. I'd expect any partner to want to take care of their bodies in the same way. Just because it grows there doesn't mean it needs to grow out as long as possible -- just look at your fingernails and toenails. And while yeah, it helps retain odors and pheromones and such, you don't need giant ******* ratking mats of it.

To each his own.. or whatever.. he doesnt deserve you then if you 'arent good enough' cuz you got pubes... wow

I shave mine, I think you should at LEAST take CARE of it. I mean, I'm not going to fight a hairball to get in there. And guess what? Guys hate going down on a mouthful of hair. At least, I do.

Whatever, girl. Keep it natural, who freakin cares? And whoever does care you shouldn't be with in the first place. I wouldn't want razorblades or hot wax touching that area.

OmgItsAnaBeatriz 0

#258, Your Response Has No Evidence. He Was A Virgin. (Or So It's Claimed ) WTF? Yeah, In 12 B.C.E. They Had Razors. B.S. Back Then They Didn't Care About Hair.

well, i guess you need to shave that shit!

wow i think you should have just shaved it