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By Uncircumcised Penis - 24/07/2012 09:51 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I was in line at the pharmacy when the man in front of me asked if I wanted to see a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. Before I had time to answer, he showed me a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 06:45 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while waiting in line to get my medication, a man who just got his prescription looked me up and down and said "Penis pills, right? Ya look like the type." Then he walked out as a couple of other guys in line started snickering. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2016 05:06 - United States - Miami

Today, at work, man who was buying medicine for his son came up to me for help. He didn't know how to explain it to me, so instead he showed me a picture of a rash on his kid's butthole. FML

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By randomjulz - 16/06/2011 03:53 - United States

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

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By Anna - 13/07/2013 04:40 - United States - New York

Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By SadDad - 06/03/2009 01:51 - United States

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

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By half-dead in CA - 31/05/2014 16:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML

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By tmi. - 01/11/2012 13:52 - Australia

Today, a customer smiled, looked me in the eye and described to me in graphic detail the swelling that occurred to his nuts after his vasectomy. FML

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karamman 5

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:16

WTF? So this guy just carries a picture of a turd everywhere he goes?

perdix 29

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:22

Would you have preferred that he showed you his uncircumcised penis that looks like a turd?

Comments

outstandtacular 11

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:41

That sounds truly traumatising.

somewizdom 15

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:41

What a shitty move that was.

jetsown08 21

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:42

Well now you know what a turd that resembles an uncircumcised penis looks like.

TheDrifter 23

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:45

It's the land of maple syrup, igloos and fart jokes. Such pictures are just the amusing side effect of telling another joke.

save105 2

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:45

Shitty situation

yankfan89 27

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:45

10- people also do this in the United States but it's not as popular as it is in Canada.

Krysk_fml 0

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:48

Oh god the grammar is giving me cancer.

TheJester12 15

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:51

What a dick move. It's been a schlong time since i've heard of somthing that excrementally disgusting. You should have beat the shit out of him on the spot with a rod.

jetsown08 21

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:59

I don't know, OP might get sent to jail for that and get shafted out of years of his life. I don't think he should get too anal about the whole thing.

likeAwesome 3

Thursday 26 July 2012 2:46

Do people like you just think to yourself one day... I should make this funny joke if someone tells a story about a turd that looks like a penis

every1luvsboners 11

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:57

I need this guys address - he's the God of all Penis, I've been searching everywhere for him throughout my life. I need that turd to fill the empty void in my life. My life will never be complete until I find this turd.