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By exposed - 15/03/2010 06:35 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

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You deserved it 35 707

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By thewordsicantsay - 25/02/2010 07:05 - Canada

Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML

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You deserved it 3 388

By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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You deserved it 1 529

Malfunctioning equipment

By Alyxandrea Loffer - 24/09/2020 01:02 - United States - Ellsworth

Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML

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You deserved it 297

Pick me!

By Anonymous - 13/05/2021 17:01

Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 274

You deserved it 1 979

Fashion accessory

By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 06:01

Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 911

You deserved it 175

By Viridian - 12/05/2009 13:41 - United States

Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 739

You deserved it 7 079

Snap!

By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 3 218

By Lana - 20/07/2010 12:43 - Austria

Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML

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You deserved it 43 611

Wardrobe malfunction

By awkwardpanda - 27/01/2017 20:00

Today, I performed for the first time at someone's wedding. When the music started, I heard a click. Slowly, I felt my strapless bra drop lower and lower due to my non-existent breasts. The hook on my bra had broken at that very moment on stage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 924

You deserved it 759

Flasher

By barebackingit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kanata

Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 077

You deserved it 12 025

maskedman 9

Monday 15 March 2010 12:21

Great? You just gave the greatest presentation your company has ever seen.

AquaSky 1

Monday 15 March 2010 12:23

This one just doesn't sound plausible. But if it's legit, YDI for wearing a flimsy blouse in a professional environment.

Comments

__uncommon__ 0

Monday 15 March 2010 15:07

If this isn't fake, it's just stupid. Who wears some tiny strapped blouse to work in a professional setting?

marycharles 0

Monday 15 March 2010 15:17

yea I agree with 96!

mylifeisover1305 0

Monday 15 March 2010 15:26

ydi for walking through doors

julialinaa 0

Monday 15 March 2010 15:32

how can you forget to wear a bra?!

jbohm190 0

Monday 15 March 2010 15:35

#86 ure a perv

Brandon96 0

Monday 15 March 2010 15:38

im with #8 and # 73 lol haha

GinandJenkem 0

Monday 15 March 2010 15:40

At least they haven't seen you completely naked.

2nite 0

Monday 15 March 2010 15:42

do you have a pic?

jkjorn 16

Monday 15 March 2010 15:44

This fml SO needs to be illustrated.

MidgetMonster 0

Monday 15 March 2010 15:44

i'm glad I don't know anyone that frustratingly ignorant.

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