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By Robert - 01/07/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML

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By me - 15/12/2013 01:49 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2016 16:23 - United States - Albany

Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML

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By He Hates Me... - 21/10/2015 00:15 - United States - Ogden

Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML

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By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 17:52 - United States

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2023 03:00

Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML

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By OrlandoZ6 - 25/05/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I was laying down on my couch. My friend IM's me on my laptop to watch a video. It turned out that the video was one of those scary pop up's. I got so scared I dropped my laptop. The screen had a big crack. FML

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By grossed out - 25/03/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML

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Thanks Dave, good one

By tech_support - 04/11/2011 16:05 - Sweden

Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML

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attebury1 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:40

Wow that is really terrible.. Talk about bad timing FYL indeed

khatuba 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:42

aww, that happened to someone i know at school once.

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socalduude879 1

Thursday 27 May 2010 7:38

yah macs are better...in the past 4 or 5 years my PC's have gotten like 10000 viruses x] and my laptop has gotten like 3 viruses and i've only had it for about a year...and I've always had an antivirus on my comps :|

jenicaistgeil 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 6:53

Trojan virus. my computer has the same thing :/ that really sucks thoughthat it happened to you at work. try googling how to get rid of it. I reccomend bleepingcomputer.com

firewik1 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 9:27

ha same thing happend to me

d4m4s74 12

Thursday 19 August 2010 17:18

the best antivirus in the world is Common Sense 2010 ultimate. use your brain when downloading stuff and don't run exes you get in the mail (please note, for enhanced security do run a "real" antivirus)

cierraxxmist 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 19:29

I've had this happen to me before. but not at work.

ridder215 7

Thursday 23 September 2010 13:41

I had that 1st virus too some time ago, and it ****** my weekend up

yourbiggestflaw1 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 21:02

to eveyone saying he is an idiot for downloading a virus, and webiste can give your computer a virus and you wont even know about it untill this happens. as for malware, most antivirus programs will try to quarentine it but will not delete it from your computer. the best antivirus i have found is kaspersky pure. it is half the price of nortan and actuerly works. the russians invented viruses and the russians can stop them

halfprincess 3

Wednesday 30 March 2011 10:47

:-O I'm very paranoid about this thing happening to me. Disconnect from internet, most prob'ly you don't need it during presentations

gamefreakpog 5

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:36

you guys heard of norton 360? Cant protect you against every single SHIT, but it can protect against viruses right away and if not, just quarantine it with a button :) sounds like I'm promoting it ROFL (which I am :D)