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By Robert - 01/07/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML

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By me - 15/12/2013 01:49 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2016 16:23 - United States - Albany

Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML

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By He Hates Me... - 21/10/2015 00:15 - United States - Ogden

Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML

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By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 17:52 - United States

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2023 03:00

Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML

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By OrlandoZ6 - 25/05/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I was laying down on my couch. My friend IM's me on my laptop to watch a video. It turned out that the video was one of those scary pop up's. I got so scared I dropped my laptop. The screen had a big crack. FML

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By grossed out - 25/03/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML

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Thanks Dave, good one

By tech_support - 04/11/2011 16:05 - Sweden

Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML

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attebury1 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:40

Wow that is really terrible.. Talk about bad timing FYL indeed

khatuba 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:42

aww, that happened to someone i know at school once.

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ramsokapo 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:09

let me make this simply for the mac vs window thing 1 mac=$2000 1 hp laptop $400-$800 i would prefer to have 2 laptops $1600 and you dont need an 60 dollar antivirus but lets say you want it that makes a total of $1720 and $280 left to spend on what ever the **** you want so what do you prefer a mac or two windows laptops plus $280 and mac sucks ball becuase most programs are windows only so **** you lol

danielbudzynski 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:09

That reminds me of the movie Wild Hogs

plo_koon 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 4:37

Mutrphy's Law prevails yet again

Obwaban 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 5:29

haha, wow. fail!

uchihasasuke 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 6:36

#7 way to kill the pattern

dnotter 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 6:37

Two things: 1. You got the virus while in the middle of a meeting while projecting what was on your computer to everyone? Were you making a presentation or surfing random sites? 2. Do you mean internet explorer instead of windows explorer?

teebonehead 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 6:54

my buddy got both those virus locked his junk up for days.

iphonebro 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 7:59

I got one similar to that. except it wasn't opening ****, it was opening pages about erectile dysfunction

Tsukasa_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 8:34

Why do people continue to put up with Windows? Linux is free.

speedmastaflex 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 9:39

Specs between Macs and Windows computers are incomparable, because since both the hardware and software in Mac bare designed, manufactured, and tailored by the same company, there's a tighter connection between the OS and hardware of a Mac than a PC. I have a PC and a Mac, bought at the same time. The PC is technically much more powerful than the Mac, in terms if hardware, yet the Mac runs much quicker than the PC. I have a similar situation going on with my Toshiba notebook and Macbook Pro. Even after at least a year or two of extensive use, only the Macbook still runs at optimal speed.