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By Robert - 01/07/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML

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By me - 15/12/2013 01:49 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2016 16:23 - United States - Albany

Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML

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By He Hates Me... - 21/10/2015 00:15 - United States - Ogden

Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML

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By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 17:52 - United States

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2023 03:00

Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML

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By OrlandoZ6 - 25/05/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I was laying down on my couch. My friend IM's me on my laptop to watch a video. It turned out that the video was one of those scary pop up's. I got so scared I dropped my laptop. The screen had a big crack. FML

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By grossed out - 25/03/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML

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Thanks Dave, good one

By tech_support - 04/11/2011 16:05 - Sweden

Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML

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attebury1 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:40

Wow that is really terrible.. Talk about bad timing FYL indeed

khatuba 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:42

aww, that happened to someone i know at school once.

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lego606 0

Friday 3 July 2009 8:01

I believe you mean Internet explorer? u see, windows explorer is files. compuidiots. "Microsoft 7" indeed.

Jcraft2008 0

Friday 3 July 2009 9:58

Man that sucks. I have a PC and I've had one all my life and I hate it. I have to scan for viruses like everyday to actually not have anything and I don't watch **** or click anything stupid. Personally I just think they're not that great of computers.

Rowbin 0

Friday 3 July 2009 21:04

YDI for being stupid enough to get a ******* virus. I've been using Windows for years, without any antivirus software, and have never gotten ONE virus. I'm tired of you dumbfuck retards giving the rest of us Windows users bad names. If you're too stupid to use one, either kill yourself or buy a Mac. After all, Macs are for idiots that are too stupid to use a real computer.

whjmsical 0

Friday 3 July 2009 21:18

should have got a mac.

foxegrandpa 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 11:30

that will definatly get u a promotion

capilot 10

Saturday 4 July 2009 21:55

Get a Mac

leo1234_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 0:51

xTheBasicFlawx 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 22:24

Wow!! That happened to me too! I don't even watch ****, but now my parents think that's why I spend so much time on the computer. Gah. That sucks!

doggie3 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 20:56

NGM_47, u are number thirteen.

DeMoCraCy 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 1:38

As a computer engineering sudent I say: F*ck the pc anc f*ck the mac. Both are sh*t.The pc is slow because of windows vista (well see with windows 7). The mac is an overpriced, low performant computer that is only good for its looks (besides apple encryptes all of its source code, theres no liberty, why do you think people jailbreak their iphones/ipod touches?). Linux is the best! It's faster and more safe, since the community repairs the code's weaknesses in no time. Ubuntu FTW.