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By for fucks sake gramps - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Mililani

Today, I was at the store with my grandpa. When we were rung up, he started to pay for our myriad groceries in coins, and the guy behind us groaned. My grandpa said, "Shut your mouth," and started ranting about how stupid people are to leave paper trails for "government spooks." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 19:27 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was waiting in line for what seemed like forever at the only open lane at the grocery store. The guy in front of me took his sweet time and had multiple cards rejected, before finally pulling out a $100 bill and demanding exact change. He was buying a carton of milk. FML

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By sorrygranny - 21/01/2013 16:11 - United States

Today, I was at the gas station with my grandma. After I slid her card and began to pump, I convinced her that it was a lot easier and more convenient to pay at the pump with your credit card instead of paying inside. She yelled as I realized I went $20 over what she had to spend. FML

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No, not now!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Estonia - Tartu

Today, in a hardware store, I had to physically restrain my senile grandpa from trying to take a crap in one of the display toilets. FML

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By poorman - 11/08/2014 19:54 - United States - Huntington Beach

Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML

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By Chels - 04/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, I had an elderly man come to my cash register. His total came to $15.50 He handed me $5 in nickels and dimes. A full roll of quarters. Before I could take the roll, he bust it open, making me count it. After that was all counted he was 50 cents short. So he handed me a $10 bill. FML

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You deserved it 2 945

By MissSmarts - 14/12/2009 01:27 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML

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By justinmdent - 24/11/2014 03:48 - United States - Excelsior Springs

Today, I helped a very large elderly man, who thanked me and tried to hand me a dollar bill. I kindly told him, "We are not allowed to accept tips from customers." His reply was, "You're going to take this fucking money," and shoved it in my pocket. I'm now being written up for it. FML

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By brokeasajoke - 01/11/2013 12:58 - United States - El Reno

Today, an old man looked me dead in the eyes as he reached into my tip jar, grabbed the money, and then walked out of the store as if nothing ever happened. I was so shocked that I couldn't do anything to stop him. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2014 00:22 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML

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TBelle4Ever 15

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:01

Oh Grandpa, are you still taking your medication?

PleaseStayChill 9

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:21

Yes, because $1 bills are completely in our imaginations.

Comments

john443 5

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:22

Someone's been watching to much of Fox News

njgohard 16

Tuesday 7 August 2012 6:40

From someone who actually pays attention to their arguments...**** off. If you're supposed to be tolerant, then you better damn well be tolerant. But don't listen to me. I'm the only damn cons on this site, and I'm 16. The **** do I know?

Shrike 23

Tuesday 7 August 2012 7:17

There's no reason to be "tolerant" of pure, unadulterated bullshit, whether it comes from FOX, CNN, or whatever. Guy made a harmless little joke and you had to come along and turn it political. Nobody with a brain gives even half a shit whether you're a conservative or not. Get real. You're not that important.

Shadomasta 5

Tuesday 7 August 2012 13:20

I'm just going to go out on a limb here and say that mr 54 is deep in a Faux Nooz induced coma. I haven't heard anyone defend that channel so passionately in years...

perdix 29

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:22

You're grandpa's an idiot. The government just as easily harvests your DNA off of coins to track your spending, locations and habits. The only way to maintain freedom is bartering. Dumb old ****!