Cheeky

By anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:07 - United States

Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 419
You deserved it 1 974

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Give her a nickel and tell her not to spend it all in one place.

Either she is really brave or really ******* stupid. Fyl op.

Comments

tiger820 20

ummmmm, NOOOOOOOO! people are ******* stupid!

Why the hell does your ex's new gf have your number? I would tell her to leave you alone and deal with that mess of an ex. It's not your responsibility.

You have them by the balls, either squeeze until they burst or let go, your choice OP.

FalloutScrolls 25

On the bright side, congratulations on getting rid of the shoplifting boyfriend! Have some cake.

tintin10_fml 13

I wouldn't be surprised if you did.

Asinger06 1

Are you the same gal who found out her friend was dating your ex? Does she see why you're no longer together? Explains why the chick would have op's number.

mariri9206 32

You should say you'll give her the money, then hang up, let him rot in jail and just screen her calls. If she knows where you live and show up, just ignore her. Or call the cops on her and tell them she's trespassing. Then she could be in jail "with" her BF.

Sandman2015 12

Please tell me you laughed and introduced her to Mr. Dialtone?