Cheeky

By anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:07 - United States

Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML
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Tamandua 19

Give her a nickel and tell her not to spend it all in one place.

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XxDanno316xX 27

Either she is really brave or really ******* stupid. Fyl op.

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nekminnet 13

I'd be "Bwhahahahaha as if" click. Some people have a lot of nerve.

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MrPotatoFace 9

lol, I imagined a woman laughing like that.

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Seashells77 25

This doesn't sound like an FML, he's not your boyfriend anymore.. it's not your problem. You're not obligated to give them anything. If I were you I'd laugh my ass off and not worry about it.

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worldclassrager 39

That is honestly one of the stupidest questions I can fathom...

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KxHoneyCombxP 24

Hopefully you told her that he is no longer your problem.

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Fmlsea 28

wow thats just stupid to ask you for the money ,hes her problem now not yours.better yet why doesnt he ask his family for money instead .if i was you id tell her to delete your number off both of their phones and never contact you again.

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oteran 6

Probably typed the wrong number because only a idiot would actually think that an ex would bail them out of jail

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