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Cheeky

By Jane - 07/12/2009 10:33 - United States

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Today, I found out the weekly coffee talks my husband was having with his ex-girlfriend stopped involving coffee about 2 years ago. FML

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silencerider151 0

Monday 7 December 2009 16:09

It took you how many years to realize that private meetings between him and his ex could be a problem?

mari3644 0

Monday 7 December 2009 16:10

Why was he even having "talks" with his ex girlfriend??

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Erindub 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 0:55

Sorry : ( thats a bummer.

LilaBear 1

Tuesday 8 December 2009 1:06

And that's why you don't let your husband hang out alone with other women... especially exes. FYL though. Nothing excuses what your husband did.

LilaBear 1

Tuesday 8 December 2009 1:15

she is not to BLAME. Blaming someone means it is their fault. It is NEVER a person's fault if their partner cheats on them. Yes, you might contribute to the problem, but the partner doing the cheating is fully able to make their own decisions, and in this case, HE DECIDED to cheat, she did not force him to. If they had problems in their marriage he was fully capable of bringing them up with his wife and attempting to fix them, which he obviously didn't do. Yes, the wife was naive for allowing these coffee dates, but the husband was fully capable of not going and consequently not cheating, but he CHOSE NOT TO. HIS FAULT.

prajna 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 1:20

I'm sorry, but my wife and I have an open relationship, but bells and whistles would go off if she wanted to go hang out with her ex...

snowman1234 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 1:21

wow... you let that happen for more than 2 years and didn't get suspicious?!?!? dumbass...

athame1983 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 1:25

YDI for allowing ur husband to have a weekly coffee date w his ex and not being the least bit suspicious about it

darkmis1 17

Tuesday 8 December 2009 1:36

YDI for actually trusting your husband alone with his ex.

horse_lvr96 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 2:07

exactly

horse_lvr96 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 2:10

u shuld b able to trust ur spouse!

racistmexican 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 2:21

I don't see a problem here he was just satisfying his needs

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