Kids: Cheers

Cheers

By peace out - 05/03/2013 20:19 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, I had to help my little sister do a first-grade project for school. For one part, they have to draw a picture of their role model. She drew a whale, and I asked, "A whale is your role model?" She laughed and said, "No! It's you!" FML

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By Misty3242 - 06/02/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2017 14:00

Today, my 5-year-old daughter had to find pictures of animals that she felt represented each member of her family. This was the one she chose for me. I think she might be trying to imply something. FML

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By picasso - 05/02/2013 13:09 - United States

Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML

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By Abby_gummibear - 19/03/2011 21:04 - United States

Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML

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School project

By ninaaaa - 24/02/2014 00:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML

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By Not so much of a teachers pet - 22/10/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 06:00

Today, I had to get my picture taken for a volunteer badge at the hospital. My sister came home and told my parents that she'd had a horrible day at work. They showed her my picture to cheer her up. FML

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F*** my overweight life

By Xibalba - 01/09/2020 14:02

Today, my 5-year-old daughter drew a picture of our family. A typical drawing for a 5-year-old. Sticks and straws. One had two round shapes on its chest. "Is that mommy and is that one me?" I asked. "No daddy," she said. "You’re this one," she said while pointing out the one with boobs. FML

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By quasimodo - 22/02/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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Lioness8197 18

Tuesday 5 March 2013 23:51

Think of the bright side! You're her role model and you inspire her! Even if you might look like a whale!

LanaViolin 10

Tuesday 5 March 2013 23:53

Whale, whale, whale, looks like it's time to teach the little spout some manners, you can't wait until it all blows over.

Comments

killatrev 4

Wednesday 6 March 2013 0:10

I think you need to lose some weight.

sugarshane007 20

Wednesday 6 March 2013 1:01

And who are you to say this? Have you ever seen OP? Do you know OP? I think you need to keep your silly little observation to yourself.

BubbleGrunge 18

Wednesday 6 March 2013 0:13

Children's drawings are usually not what they actually look like, OP. Just because you saw a whale doesn't mean that's actually what she drew! Cheer up, at least you are her role model! Don't **** that up!

Omfgitsmia 15

Wednesday 6 March 2013 0:13

That's still kind of cute

Sir_drink_alot 20

Wednesday 6 March 2013 0:13

She is young, she might see whales as beautiful, not fat. It could be a compliment

beastiness 14

Wednesday 6 March 2013 0:19

I'm tired of people using FML to bitch about being called fat, if your going to get offended if someone says something maybe that's a good indicator it's time to stop eating shit food and sitting on your ass

ParadoxicalPea 8

Wednesday 6 March 2013 1:45

You know, not everyone that's overweight got to that point by being lazy and having bad habits. So just stfu and don't judge people.

buckdharma 37

Wednesday 6 March 2013 0:20

Sei, Moby she's Right, you're probably no thumbBalaena. Bowhead, and accept the honor, but take some Pilot-es classes.

Reaper1984 13

Wednesday 6 March 2013 0:22

siblings, you cant live wit

Reaper1984 13

Wednesday 6 March 2013 0:28

you can't live with them and cant live without them

perdix 29

Wednesday 6 March 2013 0:23

From a little kid's perspective, everything seems huge, so don't feel bad, you're probably not as big as a whale. I'll bet you are really the size of a buffalo.

rhysfucker 24

Wednesday 6 March 2013 1:48

Ha. Buffalo bill.

fresh247 10

Wednesday 6 March 2013 0:51

at least ur her role model

CheeseHater 23

Wednesday 6 March 2013 1:00

See it this way. She looks up to you and she might just suck at drawing. When I tried to draw Pikachu in first grade it looked like something Pikachu shat out and spit on.