Chill out, mom

By chasingcars0624 - 28/08/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I got a knock on my door at 3 a.m. Turns out, if I ignore my mother long enough, she will assume I have died and will call the cops. FML
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redbluegreen 40

When did she call the cops? Why would they show up at 3am? I mean, if you were really dead, you'd still be dead, at lets say... Nine. In the afternoon. (;

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Ashleyxphobia 0

At least she cares.

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NaziZombie 0

Where does your mother work? At the movie theatre. Oh? As one of the screens.

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loserboii 11

wow worry wort much? i suggest she starts realizing you are independent now..

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Intoxicunt 5

I take it you don't live with her because 1-she would've just busted the door down if it was your room in her house, 2-you would've just yelled "shut up". Sooo, why was she at your house at 3 am? Did she have a bad dream and need to crawl into bed with you???

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passtheleino 0

She wasn`t at his house, the cops were mothafucka.

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passtheleino 0

Don`t get me wrong, I still love you intoxicunt.

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Intoxicunt 5

Haha, she knocked on his door from her house? Gives new meaning to "long arm of the law"... You love me? Sweeeet. :D

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passtheleino 0

Pretty sure it is implying that the Cops knocked on his door. BTW, will you marry me?

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cest_moi_baybee 1

ROFL thats hilarious

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lyndis_fml 0

If u live on your own, bitch needs to lay off and mind her own business.

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Luckster 0

At least your Mom cares! My Mom cut me off from all birthday/christmas money/gifts because I "don't call her anymore". It's total bullshit because I call her and text her a lot, trying to have a casual conversation, and she's too damned busy with her Farm thing on Facebook to pick up the damned phone. At least my Dad is a decent enough man to pick up the phone or to call back.

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Sirrush 0

oh ouch, that farm app on FB is retarded... your mom sucks for being addicted to a fb app... anyways, OP, your mom needs to tame her overactive imagination, it might get her in trouble

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Luckster 0

The hypocritical irony is the fact that she used to throw a fit and ground me for spending 'too much' time on a virtual pet site instead of doing something 'constructive'. If I had the balls, I'd give her SO much crap for her Facebook farm addiction right now.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Dude, do it. She's already cut you off. You've got nothing to lose.

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Luckster 0

Don't want to lose the privilege to actually visit once in a while! XD I'm born and raised a coward anyways. I'll say I wanna do it, but I'll never actually go through with it. Even Dad's getting pissed off at her obsession. I don't see the marriage lasting much longer.

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redbluegreen 40

Next, on Divorce Court! That's awful. Really. What site were /you/ on, just curious?

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Luckster 0

Neopets. Go ahead and laugh all you want. I hold no shame being a member of that community.

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redbluegreen 40

HOLY SHIT! NO WAY! I played it too. For about six years. I'm not ashamed either. I had a feeling though. Seriously. Be my new best friend?

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Luckster 0

Hell yea! I still go actually. Been there since 2003. Why bother leave? I have nothing better to do when I have spare time. If you still go there, mstr_dark is my user.

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redbluegreen 40

I stopped playing when someone hacked my account about a year ago. D: But seriously. No one gives it any credit, especially when we all know a bunch of us played it as a kid.

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Luckster 0

Most people have forgotten that the site started out as a place for really bored college students to hang out at. They even had beer and wine items at one point! It just attracted a lot of kids, so Adam and Donna turned it into a family site. I been hacked and frozen in the past.....doesn't keep me away though. XD

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redbluegreen 40

Adam and I have the same birthday. I always felt we had a connection. Hahaha. Yeah, I remember all that. The history. I remember when Maraqua was nothing. I still miss my guild. Oh and finding avatars. Very addicting website. Seriously. Ahahahaha, I love how we're discussing NeoPets. So great.

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Luckster 0

Let's continue the conversation through Private Message. XD This is getting WAY off topic!

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wyld3fyr3 3

cops at the door at 3 AM for me lead to thinking 'Oh shit what did i do... think, play it cool, remember ur mariott rights and the fifth ammendment, and im pretty sure that the 1st and 2nd ammendments apply to minors'

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moonlight_daze 8

Actually, the second Amendment (the right to bear arms) doesn't really apply to minors.

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emadee 0

this sounds like something my mother would do, although shed probably do it more out of spite than out of actual worry for me

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smooth5590 0

LMAO... My mom did the same exact thing... Worst part is i was the last to call her a few days before and she said she would call me back because she couldnt talk at the moment... next thing i know my university's PD was knocking at my door... smh... lol... but u guys are right... its better to have parents that care

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