Chill out, mom

By chasingcars0624 - 28/08/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I got a knock on my door at 3 a.m. Turns out, if I ignore my mother long enough, she will assume I have died and will call the cops. FML
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redbluegreen 40

When did she call the cops? Why would they show up at 3am? I mean, if you were really dead, you'd still be dead, at lets say... Nine. In the afternoon. (;

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Ashleyxphobia 0

At least she cares.

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DomyDamsy 0

hold onto this and annoy her constantly with things like "and yes mom im alive" also will be funny if u have kids

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StupidGirl815 0

LMAO. Sorry,but this made my day XD

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spiritG 3

3 a.m.? It remind me of the lyric[it's 3 a.m. in the morning, put my key in the door,bodies laying out all over the floor...'(= =)

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wazdog 4

Dude, you ignored your mother for a long time. Would you rather she stop calling you?

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plexico 3

Why did the cops show up at such an uncivilized hour? If he were alive, it would be an alarming hassle, and if he were dead, who cares when the got there? Dead is dead. Your mom probably did that just to stick it to you. Tell her you've put down a deposit for her on the shittiest nursing home in a 100-mile radius. Payback's a bitch.

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bosshaug 0

You deserve it for not calling mom or dad

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sublime93 0

Soo...the cops show up & see everythings fine, & then what? Not an fml. Lame.

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tori12 0

What is it with mothers and calling the cops? I had tonsillitis a few months ago and my mom was afraid I was going to die, so when I fell asleep one afternoon and didn't answer her call she called the cops to come and make sure I wasn't "bleeding to death on the bathroom door".

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