Chris Hansen time

By lloydLO - 24/10/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 134
You deserved it 13 621

Same thing different taste

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Does anyone else get irritated when someone is attracted to someone else who is SEXUALLY mature but underage and gets called a pedophile. Do people not get what a pedophile is? There's a difference between perv and pedo.

Strangely, when she's 18, it won't matter you're 9 years ahead. But yes, as Tayrn said, you have to find out. Unless you met in a place where you could mroe safely assume it (bar, college campus, etc), then that's a FYL.

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Chicostick 0

Yeah I understand the not knowing her age thing. People would always get my age wrong, and think I was much older than I was. This was probably due to me starting to lose my hair as a freshman in high school. It's hard to look at a balding man and think "Oh he looks 15." Since then I've shaved my head so I don't get so many misunderstandings.

SuicideX 0

The worst part about it: even if your totally honest and say you thought she was older, they'll still think your a lying pedophile

Shmoopie4 0

Did you tell her parents they need to actually parent their child and not let her **** herself up so she looks 18?

Sorry man, but you deserve it. If you're gonna ask a girl out without learning enough about her first to determine she's underage, it's your own fault. Looks can be very deceiving, that's why you have to be very careful about who you ask out.

Zoomazoom 0

Perhaps their daughter shouldn't be such a ***** and go out with older strangers.

havetoadjust 0

ew i know thats why overdoing it with makeup is not the way to go

Don't get so pissed at the parents This guy made an honest mistake he doesn't sound like a ******* pedophile but if I had a 16 year old daughter getting hit on by dudes in their midtwenties I'd be too angry to give a **** what his intentions were. Also why does everyone assume that she dressed like a **** to look older. Some people just look older. Or maybe she does look young and he's not admitting it. Neway it would certainly ruin my day to have some dateline catch a predator shit happen in a fancy restaurant so i feel bad for the guy

perdix 29

Call the parents hypocrites for eating lamb and veal (explanation available upon request), and calmly tell them you are not a pedophile, but an ephebophile. And they are picking up the check.