Love, Awkward and Liar: Chris Hansen time

Chris Hansen time

By lloydLO - 24/10/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML

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Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML

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By sam - 30/01/2024 21:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I took a girl I like to a local band’s show. She didn’t want to dance with me, and after the show she got the lead singer’s number and planned to hang out the next day. We’re both 24, this kid just turned 19. She told me she was only into men her age or older. FML

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By Fresca11 - 29/06/2011 00:51 - United States

Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML

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By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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By ugh - 14/08/2012 16:52 - United States

Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2023 04:00

Today, I had a Tinder date with a girl who lied about her age; she was 22 but had told me she was 37. She used the word “like” seven times in the same sentence and and announced she expected me to pay her entire bill. I just walked away, so she threw a waiter's tray at the back of my head. FML

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RamenBurger 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 9:24

Does anyone else get irritated when someone is attracted to someone else who is SEXUALLY mature but underage and gets called a pedophile. Do people not get what a pedophile is? There's a difference between perv and pedo.

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 9:17

Strangely, when she's 18, it won't matter you're 9 years ahead. But yes, as Tayrn said, you have to find out. Unless you met in a place where you could mroe safely assume it (bar, college campus, etc), then that's a FYL.

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flylikemusic 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 17:48

All age issues aside... who brings their parents to a first date?? Especially without warning the other person?

SoberMuch 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 17:51

Hahahaha daaamn. &when i say damn, i mean DAMN. That ******* sucks. Next time. First number you should ask for is AGE before tha phone number .

SuicideSongbird 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 17:57

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TheLetterZero 7

Saturday 24 October 2009 18:34

OMG IT'S YOGI BEAR!

SuicideSongbird 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 23:59

aka pedobear? lol

Bananaaa_fml 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 0:00

tht is FREAKIN SICK!!!!!!!

fueledbyamy 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 18:04

yeah, similar thing happened to me, but other way around haha. met a guy when i was out clubbing, and we hooked up, and then a few days later went out. didnt find out his age til then when we were discussing ourselves. its not too bad, but im 18 and he's 24. still a bit too old, but we get along well :) ive also chatted up guys who were 15/16 and look so much older. younger kids these days just look, act and dress older... so i completely understand this. plus, sometimes its odd to ask someone their age, you needa wait til its an easier time or something. but maybe try? im doing that from now on! haha.

Cloudy_fml 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 18:20

Well, OP is from North Carolina. The age of consent there is 16...

nonotme 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 18:34

Yeah, 16 isn't that big an issue in many states, you should have just told her parents to **** off and been done with it.

godyourethick 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 18:38

Why don't you take a seat over there?

This_GuY_929 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 18:46

and why is this your fault? you should flip out on her parents and tell them that they have a **** for a daughter. this is obviously her fault. dont feel bad.

CatherineARE 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 18:47

it cant be tht bad, my dad is 16 years older than my mom

FarSide 22

Sunday 25 October 2009 2:51

and daddy is only 28?

xx_irish_rose_xx 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 18:51

If you didn't know she was 16 then it's not really your fault. She could have just told you that when you asked her, not said yes and then brought her parents.