Love, Awkward and Liar: Chris Hansen time

Chris Hansen time

By lloydLO - 24/10/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML

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By Gears - 29/04/2019 16:00

Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML

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By lifsabtch - 06/01/2013 17:24

Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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By Anon - 28/01/2019 06:00 - United States - West Jefferson

Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML

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Star power

By sam - 30/01/2024 21:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I took a girl I like to a local band’s show. She didn’t want to dance with me, and after the show she got the lead singer’s number and planned to hang out the next day. We’re both 24, this kid just turned 19. She told me she was only into men her age or older. FML

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By Fresca11 - 29/06/2011 00:51 - United States

Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML

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By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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Grown up

By ugh - 14/08/2012 16:52 - United States

Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML

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She's a keeper

By Anonymous - 17/01/2023 04:00

Today, I had a Tinder date with a girl who lied about her age; she was 22 but had told me she was 37. She used the word “like” seven times in the same sentence and and announced she expected me to pay her entire bill. I just walked away, so she threw a waiter's tray at the back of my head. FML

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RamenBurger 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 9:24

Does anyone else get irritated when someone is attracted to someone else who is SEXUALLY mature but underage and gets called a pedophile. Do people not get what a pedophile is? There's a difference between perv and pedo.

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 9:17

Strangely, when she's 18, it won't matter you're 9 years ahead. But yes, as Tayrn said, you have to find out. Unless you met in a place where you could mroe safely assume it (bar, college campus, etc), then that's a FYL.

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jjjeah 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 15:33

I don't blame you. I've looked older all my life, without the aid of makeup or slutty clothes. Didn't need a fake ID or anything, never got carded. I'm 19 now but most people think I'm 23 or 24 at the youngest. (Which scares me, do I really look five years older??!) Anyway, those parents are dumb. A sexual attraction to teenagers is not pedophilia. Sorry Mommy and Daddy, your daughter has breasts, pubic hair, and a womanly figure now. She's not pre-pubescent. That's called ephebophilia, and it's a lot more tolerated. I know a fair few sixteen-year-old guys who I'd jump into bed with, no hesitation.

loto_fml 3

Saturday 24 October 2009 15:35

I don't think dating under those terms is illegal, as long as they don't have sex and nowhere did it say he was planning on having sex wih her...

Offspring_fml 27

Saturday 24 October 2009 16:22

No, in states like Maine, 16 is legal with anyone older. I live in Texas, and the legal consent age is 17.

pflotus 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 16:32

Jailbait detector FAIL.

Gixxer2k4 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 16:38

You have to ID these days.

ik_im_not_funny 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 16:42

See what the OP forgot to mention is that when he walked in he was singing, "let's get phsyical, physical, I want to get physical..." All while holding a recently purchased jumbo pack of condoms and some suspitous looking pills that had poorly stamped hearts on the side of them. Which caused the parents to freak. And he tried making them look like the bad guys pshh, people are so decieving these days.