Chris Hansen time

By lloydLO - 24/10/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
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RamenBurger 0

Does anyone else get irritated when someone is attracted to someone else who is SEXUALLY mature but underage and gets called a pedophile. Do people not get what a pedophile is? There's a difference between perv and pedo.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Strangely, when she's 18, it won't matter you're 9 years ahead. But yes, as Tayrn said, you have to find out. Unless you met in a place where you could mroe safely assume it (bar, college campus, etc), then that's a FYL.

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lyndis_fml 0

Talk to those parents about the way their daughter is presenting herself.

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Temeraire 0

I don't know why people are always like "oh, she's younger than she looks, she's too young" to my mind the way you look expresses your age of mind. I'm 15 and my boyfriends 24. So what? Of course some of his friends or of mine stared at the beginning, but I don't actually feel like 15. And my parents accept it. Unless you don't have some who are like "I will shoot that guy" it's not a problem, nobody will inform against us. Ps: Well, the law is that it's legal with under 20, with older than 20 two if my parents accept it. I'm from germany

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starry_eyed 0

What assholes...It's not your fault if their daughter is a promiscuous little girl who makes herself look older...I guess you should have worked some age question into the conversation, but honestly that can actually make a guy look kind of bad, like he's too picky or something, and some girls would get pissed off. I think it's smart, but I've seen it end disasterously haha.

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xsouthernkiss 0

#130, you're ignorant. i'm sixteen. and i get told by many older men that i look at least 20. i don't do anything to "make myself look older". some girls just look older than their age. it's life. shut the **** up and stop making judgements. you just sound ignorant.

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lollsazz 0

a girl i know was several times told that she looks like shes' 25 when she really was 16. she's pretty, so it's not that, but the way she dressed and behaved made everyone think she was much older than she really was. and her cousin looked like she was 14 when she really was 23... but anyway i think it's good to actually get to know the age of the person you want to go on a date with

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A83_fml 18

you're not the only one bro.. it would've been a real FML if you'd actually hit it off pretty well..

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L0VEPiNK07 0

HOW THE EFF DID YOU NOT KNOW SHE WAS 16?!

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alabaster 0

Old Enough to Count.. Old Enough to mount. But seriously you guys. This is worse than YouTube comments.... who the **** cares that he didn't ask her age because in all honesty, who here makes a habit of asking all girls they meet their ages before a first date. FYL for her having such overprotective parents and her not letting you know about the obvious vast age difference.

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