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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I learned that no matter how much you assume that the crunchy bits in a bag of crisps are in fact crisps, you will occasionally find that your assumptions are wrong. Beetles just don't have the same appeal. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 19:39 - Canada

Today, I found out that the crumbs on the couch that look like the Oreos you just ate, can actually turn out to be very crunchy, and have legs. FML

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Thanks for the heads up

By thanksbro - 20/09/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML

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By ticked - 06/10/2009 13:01 - Pakistan

Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

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By ReluctantAntEater - 21/08/2014 21:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I tasted a perfectly salted, crispy, and dead carpenter ant hidden in my bag of pistachios. FML

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As a treat

By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I decided to snack on some M&M's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my M&M's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the M&M off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an M&M. It was a dead beetle. FML

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Added spice

By hungry - 06/04/2009 03:19 - United States

Today, I was hungry and decided to nibble on some Cheez-Its I had in my room. After I'd enjoyed some of them, I looked into the box to see how many I had left, where I noticed a lot of little black moving dots. Apparently I wasn't the only one enjoying the crackers. FML

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By rivercitybarf - 08/08/2009 08:48 - United States

Today, I found out that worms in apples aren't something that you just see in cartoons. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00

Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML

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Thanks

By badeats - 22/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in a Ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look of them. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML

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Stuck in a rut

By amandanoelle - 09/10/2016 06:42 - United States - Hot Springs National Park

Today, I realized how stagnant my life has become when, while eating some leftover salad with crackers I'd left out the night before, I decided to open some new crackers and put them with the stale, and giggled to myself about the excitement of "cracker roulette." FML

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Komatose 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:32

I know wut u mean. I hate it when crisps get in my bag of beetles

Captain0bv10us 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 3:57

maybe you should go out more...

Comments

elara15 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:14

Really, this is only an FYL depending on the kind of beetle involved. Dermestid beetles are often used by labs, museums, and universities to eat the skin off human and animal carcasses!

allseeingeye 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:42

Wow that sucks, but I think it is fair punishment for how badly you worded this FML.

Zpecial26 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 4:20

#7 is the best! mmm beetles :3 omnomnom

so_me_fml 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 4:34

So, #33, I'm not understanding why the genus and species of the beetle would make a difference in the level of FML. A bug is a bug is a bug, if you ask me.

PinkUnicr0n 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 5:00

#7, that was word for word exactly what I was going to post. let this be a lesson to me and whoever... drunk does not equal witty.

Phallus_fml 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 5:32

Boring!

ilessthan3you 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 5:47

umm. yucky

coloredwax 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 5:51

Ugggh thanks. I was eating baked beans when I read this. I've lost my appetite for them now... :[

sdixon 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 5:58

Very well worded, nice job, and that would suck to haven eaten a beetle. I have seen people eat them and I can imagine the sound that it makes, and I am at the point of losing my dinner.

speedHog 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 6:25

ugh that reminds me of this one time, I once dumped some very old cereal I found in a cupboard into a bowl. I could't find any milk and looked at the bowl in defeat. That's when I noticed there was a living colony of weavels in it. Saved by the lack of milk.