Classic FML

By cpmolly - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Omaha

Today, I was waiting in line with my boyfriend behind me. I decided to hold his hand and rub his chest while we waited. Then I heard a female voice behind me that said, "Ma'am, please don't touch me." FML
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yankfan89 27

That is why you always double check before you touch someone. At least she was nice about it.

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crazytwinsmom 25

OP needs to stay abreast of her surroundings.

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HannaBeech 12

I'm sorry, but what does OP mean? I see it everywhere and have no idea what it stands for hah

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littlekellilee 45

Original Poster. The one who wrote the FML, in this case.

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awkwardturtl3 3

it'll be more awkward if the girl being groped didn't say anything until the op notices..

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Franniee_ 17

How did you not notice it was a woman ?

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worldclassrager 39

I take it he stepped out for a minute...that's just a bit awkward...I take it you went for his hand first...and then noticed when you went for the chest...

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Bacontree 14

How do you rub someone's chest from behind?

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Epikouros 31

She could have been facing sideways, with her head turned towards the cash register, or whatever they were waiting for.

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judea95 16

I'm trying to imagine how it is possible to run someone's chest who's behind you but also not turn around. OP you have some very peculiar bending arms

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jayjay76 5

atleast she didn't resolved to hitting you for that...

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notme444 8

How did you rub her chest if she was behind you? Like I can't imagine this at all

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