Classic FML

By cpmolly - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Omaha

Today, I was waiting in line with my boyfriend behind me. I decided to hold his hand and rub his chest while we waited. Then I heard a female voice behind me that said, "Ma'am, please don't touch me." FML
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yankfan89 27

That is why you always double check before you touch someone. At least she was nice about it.

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jamnglamgirlie 17

How did you touch her chest when she was behind you?

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TheFantasticMuse 8

How do you rub someone's chest behind you? I've been mulling over this and my hands just don't bend that way.

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sassy2085 16

YDI never touch someone without looking first. The worst I have done is talk to someone I thought was still behind me.

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mattrd_fml 31

you shouldnt be doing that in line in the first place. its rude and inconsiderate. ydi

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Wiz_Of_Oz 17

At least you didn't put your hand down 'his' pants.

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RaeNiece1 15

I'm So Confused About This Story...

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justmeCee 16

I think your lucky that you didn't get a huge smack for that. Be aware of your surroundings, and always double check that you have the right person before groping in a crowd. YDI

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marulicko 19

...where was your boyfriend then?? :S

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katnissmellark_fml 15

why would you do that in line? seriously. YDI

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gimmicksz 9

I just wanna know...where did your boyfriend go?? Lol

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