Classic FML

By cpmolly - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Omaha

Today, I was waiting in line with my boyfriend behind me. I decided to hold his hand and rub his chest while we waited. Then I heard a female voice behind me that said, "Ma'am, please don't touch me." FML
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yankfan89 27

That is why you always double check before you touch someone. At least she was nice about it.

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jay120 5

She posted a fml in her pov. & she said she is really flat chested. If only i can comment pics.

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micvilla36 2

i think she wouldve stopped you when you held her hand and yer boyfreind probably would have told you i dont believe it

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Inked0803 12

This is why you double triple check who is behind you

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xTrepidation 14

OP held her hand first...how did it not feel completely different and feminine. I would think that would have been a red flag to check before some chest rubbin.

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Trish01 23

And why did the stranger allow OP to continue holding her hand? That's strange.

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cutycat136 28

Am I the only one that's wondering what her boyfriend thought about all of this???

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HannaBeech 12

How do you hold someone's hand and rub their chest while they're behind you, and not notice their boobs and probably softer, smaller hands?

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RedPillSucks 31

How come I'm never in these lines?

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