Classic FML

By cpmolly - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Omaha

Today, I was waiting in line with my boyfriend behind me. I decided to hold his hand and rub his chest while we waited. Then I heard a female voice behind me that said, "Ma'am, please don't touch me." FML
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yankfan89 27

That is why you always double check before you touch someone. At least she was nice about it.

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perdix 29

You obviously need to improve your moob/boob fondling technique. Getting groped in a line makes that whole "price check" routine bearable, even pleasurable.

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starile 19

The gropings I get in line are the only way the pressures of check-out lines get me to chillax.

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onorexveritas 23

F her life. being groped by a stranger? not cool

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kalbrek009 20

Your bf doesn't have really soft petite hands and man boobs does he, or did she have large hand & nearly no boobs? Not sure how you couldn't tell.

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unlucky_lucy 17

Was she flat chested or is your boyfriend just that big?

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noelasis94 18

And Jim Morrison said come on come on now touch me baby.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Can't you see that I am not...your boyfriend.

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flashback_fml 14

Does your boyfriend have boobs?

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Jellobomb 5

You really need to get tit under control...

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FaithlessGod 10

That must have been really awkward, for both of you! FYL

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