Classy guy

By Anonymous - 01/02/2013 07:01 - United States

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Today, I actually considered my boyfriend romantic and deserving of an award when he didn't fart after sex. FML
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mega20913 8

all the comments above me are negative in votes...tough crowd this morning

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Mideoyeo 12

Maybe giving him an award will condition him to not fart after sex, try it!~

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cl4ptp 18

Men fart, deal with it.

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cupcakechick 17

people make a huge deal about women who fart, they say its not lady like and crap, but its ok if guys do it, I find that stupid, girls fart just as much as guys, but because were girls its "wrong" its discusting how they seperate the sexes, like its a crime that girls burp and fart and take *****, but guys can and its ok

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zamkiller03 5

I think when girls fart.. She will give a cute face.. Hahaha

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olhuma 5

Turn the situation to your advantage: set it alight, and rocket your ****** to new heights...

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CrazyManNo9 29

Well, at least he waited until AFTER and didn't hot box you, either.

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Jaguar1996 3

why don't you fart with him maybe you will see whats so great about it

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raesos91 26

op, it's only natural, it either comes out one way, or the other.

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fdupagain 11

Not a single comment that says...that blows... But also, not a very good set of comments either. Noor, where are you?!

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docscientist 9

If you can't fart after sex, what's the point?

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Kingbreezy04 10

OP do you realize what you've just done? Him farting is just like him saying, " Damn girl that shit was good." But this time, tsk tsk tsk. No fart, somebody didn't go above and beyond. Sit back and reflect on what you can do to get a fart out of your man.

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