Classy guy

By Anonymous - 01/02/2013 07:01 - United States

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Today, I actually considered my boyfriend romantic and deserving of an award when he didn't fart after sex. FML
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mega20913 8

all the comments above me are negative in votes...tough crowd this morning

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Mideoyeo 12

Maybe giving him an award will condition him to not fart after sex, try it!~

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ulissey_fml 22

It's okay that you spilled the beans. Just stop cooking them.

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lishajoy777 14

He's just showing his lovies!

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lyssa13bell 15

Do it then maybe he'll catch on and it'll get to be a habit! Works on dogs....

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perdix 29

He probably learned to let out a series of little toots during the sex. Either that, or he delivered an SBD and your sense of smell is impaired.

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tanekdrachonae 19

You deserved it! Sex without afterfarts that is!

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buckdharma 36

And the first ever "silence is golden" award goes to... op's boyfriend. I don't mean to be such a harsh critic, but that's one of the most ungracious acceptance speaches I've ever heard. It's just disgraceful the way he's up there tooting his own horn.

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ririchan94 18

It can be rather pleasurable or men to fart as they have a g-spot in their rectums which is very sensitive. Perhaps that is why he likes to fart after sex? However I am no expert.

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