Classy guy

By Anonymous - 01/02/2013 07:01 - United States

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Today, I actually considered my boyfriend romantic and deserving of an award when he didn't fart after sex. FML
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mega20913 8

all the comments above me are negative in votes...tough crowd this morning

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Mideoyeo 12

Maybe giving him an award will condition him to not fart after sex, try it!~

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mosquito19 14

hmm...romantic = not farting. I thought I got issues

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xxpandakittiesxx 7

Lmao that's funny :) men and their farts >.

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MnSnowta218 8

At least he's nice enough to wait until after sex, instead of letting one go during! :)

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cpt0bvious 2

YDI for being stupid and/or desperate enough to stay with this loser.

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MnSnowta218 8

Why does this make him a loser? Just because he toots after having sex? What a great reason to break up with somebody!...

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chillypalmer 7

Your boyfriend is sooooo gross and disgusting!!! Just reading this made sick both of you yuck!!!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Why is everyone making such a big deal over this? Everyone farts. Maybe OP's boyfriend farted after sex because he was over-exerting himself in an attempt to please her. Big deal, at least he doesn't fart during sex. And even then, I'd find it hilarious. Everyone saying OP's boyfriend is gross and immature needs to get a sense of humor.

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felidsentry 17

Better out than in, just hit the shower before he can stink the place up

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ZGoody 11

Someone needs to learn that it's natural and should open up and fart back at him, he would probably be impressed with you in all honesty. I would be.

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lettuceGO81 12

14, we womenfolk only fart when we are sleeping, duh :)

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